Independent Lady Magazine Online » admin http://www.independentladymagazine.com This is YOUR magazine! Be yourself! Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:37:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 en Meet Angela Rossi http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/meet-angela-rossi/ http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/meet-angela-rossi/#comments Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:34:31 +0000 admin http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/meet-angela-rossi/ Angela came here from Chicago.

She sings.

She likes Gerber Daisies.

]]> http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/meet-angela-rossi/feed/ Cari Miller http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/cari-miller/ http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/cari-miller/#comments Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:50:32 +0000 admin http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/cari-miller/ This one is wild! She is definitely proof of counter-culture meeting success.

Voted most eligible bachelorette in Ohio, this one flies, is a dominatrix, has a crazy past that makes Jerry Garcia jealous, and just bought herself a Porche for the holidays. She’s super creative, and super hot.

Check out this slideshow by our Feature Photographer.

]]> http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/cari-miller/feed/ Dear Independent Lady: My cat snorted all my cocaine! How do I get it down from the ceiling? http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/my-cat-snorted-all-my-cocaine-how-do-i-get-it-down-from-the-ceiling/ http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/2008/02/23/my-cat-snorted-all-my-cocaine-how-do-i-get-it-down-from-the-ceiling/#comments Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:53:45 +0000 admin http://www.independentladymagazine.com/index.php/archives/9 Dear Independent Lady, I need your help! My kitty is hyper spastic! It’s (normally) a black cat, but right now it’s face is white, eyes are solid red, and claws are extended and stuck in the ceiling. It’s meowing what sounds like Jefferson Airplane while hanging up-side-down from the ceiling!How do I get Fluffy down?

Cat Lover, Cinicinati
Dear Cat Lover:It sounds like your cat has a lot of pep. Sounds like you need to “Bring Fluffy Down” and we have just the thing! A little bit of Ketamine will do the trick. Cats love the stuff, as do ravers!

You may want to play some Jefferson Starship to counteract the Jefferson Airplane. The cat should get slightly depressed (as did most people), and potentially come down. Another trick is to have a few friends come over, and you all sit in the corner of the room opposite fluffy. Leave a little coke on the table, and watch how quickly the cat comes down to get some. This would be a good time to catch that cat, and at least they’re off the ceiling.

Rest assured that by 2pm or so, the cat should chill out and want to take a nap.
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